Best of Tech Support Humor 2009

I searched the internet to find some of the funniest tech support calls posted this year and found these gems. I hope you will find them as funny as I did.
IT Support: Men vs Women

Credit: http://www.thetechlunch.com/?p=4066
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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech [...]

New York Wise Guy Knocks Off Jockey

This story is not tech related, but I hope you will find this amusing; at least I did by coincidence.
Last Saturday me and my wife went to Arlington Race Track for the first time to bet on the races. It was a gorgeous afternoon for race day. We arrived late just 19 minutes before the [...]

Internet Addiction Center Are You Kidding?

The internet has its own intervention for those who are addicted to the internet – that makes up a lot of people. This addiction is larger than any, including substance abuse, but will anyone every go to such a place? I think it’s a crazy idea and money we don’t need to spend.
Fall city, WA [...]

My Dog Ate My Homework, But My Cat Downloaded Porn

It’s not too often that I rant, but this post is just what the doctor ordered. I will try to keep this at a PG-13 rating, but I can’t make any promises as I am upset at what I read in the news yesterday.
When I was a kid I despised doing homework and like some [...]

Sex Lures in Twitter Followers

I am not a prude, but I have noticed there are a lot of sexy profiles on Twitter. We all know Sex sells and it drives more interest than anything else on the internet. I have noticed that many of these sexy profiles are store fronts to drive traffic to their personal web pages where [...]

Tech Humor On Yahoo Answers

I am an active member on Yahoo answers in the Computers & Internet category. I have answered more than a 1000 questions and I am currently at level 4. What I find most entertaining is the questions some people ask. It’s scary to know that people like this roam the earth.
Here’s one that I thought [...]

Comcast Gone Wild!

According to Comcast it was a mistake in their test of the Emergency Alert System. During an early morning broadcast of Good Friday Mass at the Vatican, something went wrong and a 30-second ad of “Girls Gone Wild” appeared.
It seems to be more than a glitch, but maybe someone hacked into the system and served [...]

Woman sues over alleged MySpace threat

MySpace makes it in the news once again, but not because of wrong doing, but what a collection agency did.
A woman who claims a collection agency seeking the repossession of her father’s Mercedes posted a threatening message on her MySpace page sued the agency and JP Morgan Chase today.
In late March, a message was posted [...]

I am a Tech and I am Green

I am also a PC, but with the spring season coming fast, I decided to see if I had a green thumb. It’s a little different having a garden when you live in an apartment, but there are many ways to still have your green beans and eat them to!
Getting Started:
I started off by getting [...]