Best of Tech Support Humor 2009

by on 12/24/2009 in Odd Stuff

I searched the internet to find some of the funniest tech support calls posted this year and found these gems. I hope you will find them as funny as I did.

IT Support: Men vs Women

Credit: http://www.thetechlunch.com/?p=4066

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Credit: http://www.funnymos.com/funny-tech-support-calls.html

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Caller: “Can you tell me how to control my mouse?”

Agent: “Place your hand over the mouse and put your thumb on one side with your index finger on the left button, your middle finger on the right button. Then move the mouse around.”

Caller: “It keeps slipping and the pointer on my screen just flies around.

Agent: Do you have it on a slick surface?”

Caller: “No, but I have its dust cover on. Should I take that off?”

Agent: “Yes, I believe the ‘dust cover’ is the plastic bag it was shipped in.”

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Caller: “Hi. I’m having trouble installing my software.”

Tech: “What seems to be the problem?”

Caller: “I put in the first CD and that was okay. Then it said to put in the second CD. I had some problems.  But when it said to put in the third CD, I could not get it in and get the drawer closed.”

Fortunately, when the tech explained, the caller was able to remove the first two CDs to put the third one in!

Credit: http://www.cynergysoftware.com/tag/helpdesk-humor/

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7 Responses to “Best of Tech Support Humor 2009”

  1. Falcao

    Dec 29th, 2009

    hahhaha! I love it. :)

    • Frank J

      Dec 29th, 2009

      Falcao,

      I found them funny as well. I just wonder if they’re real.

  2. Joyce @ Free Money

    Dec 29th, 2009

    Had a great time reading these..This one is going straight to my bookmarks :) These are the best tech support humors and thanks a ton for sharing it with all of us. I just mailed this article to 4 of my closest friends. You earned a straight 5* for this one.

    • Frank J

      Dec 29th, 2009

      Glad you liked the tech support humor!

  3. Apple tablet

    Jan 3rd, 2010

    wow that is great. it almost sounds like old people trying to use new technology. the password that is 5 stars is my favorite.

  4. Adam Silver

    Jan 4th, 2010

    Some classics! Made me smile.

    • Frank J

      Jan 4th, 2010

      Adam,

      Glad I could make you smile and thanks for the reviews at your site. I was looking into a monitor purchase.